"The Girls"

I was feeling frisky this morning so I put on my sports bra because I needed to secure "the girls"

Well you have to know "the girls" don't like me very much right now. I swear I went from a D cup to a C cup in a matter of moments. It's a champion sports bra so I don't end up with one big boob I actually have 2 boobs like a normal person. I like the look of my profile because I don't look as if I'm going to fall over.

I'm going to get "the girls" reduced as soon as I can get my hands on the 10k it's going to take for Dr. Stephens to work his surgical magic.

Now I know we live in a boob obsessed world but that is because men run it. I mean if each one of your testicles weighed 4lbs each and you had to wear a garment to hold them UP everyday the world would be a VERY different place.

Would we have testicle models, low cut pants to show off what God(or a surgeon...cause you know testicle enhancement would be BIG business!) had "blessed" you with? I mean if women thought along the same lines as men, we would judge men by the size of their testicles not the size of their wallets. So when I am able "the girls" who have been with me for the past 20yrs...will be a tad bit smaller and I will be much happier....