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I write in my mind all the time. There are things running around in there I can never catch or if I catch them there is no where to put them at that time.

Why do men lie? They say they just want a quicky, but what's the definition of quick? Mine is 10 minutes, he's is 35. That is false advertising. I mean damn.
I'm not a fan of morning sex, I like to kiss during sex and morning breath is a deal breaker so you use the spoon position so no one is offended. I do love his heavy hands in the morning.