STATS REVISITED

So it's late AGAIN and I'm up knowing I'll probably have to work tomorrow. I had some things on my mind and felt like writing. I have sex on the brain yet again, shocking huh?

I'm thinking about sex presentations and techniques and how most women can't/won't just scream "hey Fucker you're doing it all wrong that ain't a scratch and win lotto down there!" Okay maybe you can scream that(I'm guilty Sorry Phil) but I promise he won't want to be your friend after that...some men are sensitive.

WOMEN DO NOT WANT DIRECT PRESSURE ON OUR CLITS!!!
I know they show it that way in the porn movies (girl on girl is my fav) but those chicks get paid to let someone do that shit...so since most of us aren't getting paid...CUT THAT SHIT OUT!!!

We want you to be able to read our minds, because it makes us feel special, silly? Hell yes, but no less true.

HYGIENE(MALE)

1.If you have not been circumcised and you live in the US please give fair warning! Men get really sensitive if you laugh at the monk in the robe (sorry David) There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with an uncut member, I mean we will still suck it, but some warning would be nice for us American girls.

2. Trim/Shave your southern region. There is nothing worse than having a mouth/throat full of hair, now I'm not saying you have to go bald, but trimming/shaving close lets us know you care enough for us to suck your very best. It means so much!

3. If you are not into anal play(receiving)you best say something, cause we're going to toss your salad/insert fingers with out asking permission.

4.Always remember to SUCK the clit, do not use the tip of the tongue, again that's some tired porno technique. It doesn't work. Use a flat tongue when not sucking and insert a couple of finger to get the ride going.

ANAL SEX
If you want anal sex please ask FIRST.

*note* you can not sneak anal sex, so don't even try it.

If you want anal sex bring lots of lube and be patient.

*note* Once you have inserted your penis into a woman's anus, you can not then insert it into her vagina. This can cause infection. Do not expect us to suck your dick AFTER anal sex if you want your dick sucked it should come before riding the rump wave.
I know the chicks do it in the pornos but as I stated before they are getting paid, so if you're not paying for it then shut the fuck up!

Please remember porno is not real life(girl on girl is my fav)

These are just helpful hints for you and yours, use them or don't, but I know what your girl is thinking....

HOLLA!

Me, No Airbrushing Needed

I'm a woman and have been for quite some time. I mean I don't see myself as some great sex siren, but on a good day...
It's seems kinda of cheesy to quote something that you've written yourself but I need to ...

Why do I feel even after birthing babies and after decades of gravity I would leave the lights on?

This is me on most days. Do I love my thighs, sometimes, do I like the stretch marks left across my belly from bring lives into this world, NO do I wish my 36 D's would stand unaided by man made torture devices YES, BUT I know these things are a part of being a real woman...I'm not one of those women who strives for society's perfection. In my mind I have my own. I am a real woman, soft in most places and just plain mushy in others, but I'm usually okay with that because I have discovered a love of self. Stopped running from the mirror instead I made love to the person I found there...I don't need to be perfect...I am perfectly flawed.

Holla

Eaten

I want it eaten...hot wet and pink, gotta love the pink. Sometimes it's all I can think about. It starts to throb and I get all frazzled. Sometimes I press my thighs together to get it under control. I can go weeks without it but then all of sudden it has to be eaten and done correctly! I believe my clit and nipples are directly connected because you can't love one without loving the other.
Most men don't know the clit and the nipples are meant to be sucked, it's what Goddess intended! Some folks want to be half stepping and I ain't having it...

Cum correct or you ain't cumming at all

Holla

Am I A Lesbian

I'm watching TV last night and I'm just minding my own business, well Ellen was on she has a talk show now.

I noticed after a couple of minutes I was checking her out like I would a man. Checking out her mannerisms, her movements and at that moment I wanted her. Struck me as odd. I mean I'm not into women...I *heart* me some girl/girl porn, but I don't look at women as sexual objects...

okay so perhaps there has been another...she was a cute athletic white chick with a short brown hair and the cutest dimples, she rode a motorcycle, she was my supervisor I wanted her to teach my some thangs!

But my sexuality isn't open like that I *heart* dick, the way it responds to my touch, the way it smells fresh out of the shower, the way it feels as it travels over my tongue on the way to the back of my throat, the gift that springs forth after I've done my best works... I *heart* DICK.
There was a time when I tried the girl/girl thing...it was NOT for me. Don't know how you men do it, must be in the genes!
The only pussy I want to taste is my own and that's licking/sucking my flavor off my lovers lips
I do love nipples, particularly my own so I don't think that counts or does it?
I think I've confused myself more...well shit!

Holla

Did You Know?

Did you know...

I'm watching HBO because I like the sex shows...yeah so? Well they're talking about how men perform oral sex all wrong? Men use the tips of their tongues, when they need to use the whole tongue. Like your licking an ice cream cone... flat tongue.
Why don't more men know this...

Not Forgotten

So it happened again last night, the sneak attack. Left me feeling off balance and irritated. Why didn't I see it coming and prepare? Then again how do you prepare for someone to hurt your heart.
Not sure what I'm supposed to do now. Tried to defend myself but just stopped in the middle because I wasn't being heard. I went to bed to soothe myself as I've done so many times before. Willed myself not to cry and I only shed one tear, just one. I wasn't a victim last night I was a survivor. My shortcomings are mine all mine, I see them everyday, don't like them but I have to have them. You see no one is allowed to be perfect so my shortcomings are natures law.
He's forgotten me and I have simply become my shortcomings.
I laid in bed and thought of mountains and snow. Stroking myself as I've done for years, calming..mending. I thought of being held in nothing but love, and being remembered, not forgotten.

Holla

Don't Hurt My Words

I took a creative writing class, I realized during the class that I would never be a published author. It's something I've wanted for some time, but I can't stand to have other people read my words aloud, someone else tainting them with their diction and pitch. I also realized I didn't like when people wanted to change my words. They are my words put together in the way that makes me most comfortable. It enrages me when someone wants to change MY words. It hurts them to be separated and mistreated in such a way. I know the class was supposed to make me a better writer but all it did was allow me to see that my words are just that... MINE. I won't allow anyone to hurt them.

Pure Magic

Makes you want to reach out and touch it doesn't it? So open, but so delicate. So ready to receive the gift of stroking. Firm or soft touch? Rubbing the soft silky petals between your fingers and inhaling the scent...sweet heaven right under your nose and between your fingertips. It's just amazing! As your fingers slide over the silkiness then delving in and touching the center. The sweet scent will linger on your fingertips as you fight the urge to taste just one, maybe two...it's pure magic.

Holla at ya gurl!

Ms. Layla

SO I'm back for the first time...or something like that...I will freely admit that I do believe I have become obsessed with my very own clitoris(Ms. Layla) perhaps it's just a phase, but I sure hope not. I believe Ms. Layla has her own personality, she's shy but socialable in the right situations. I'm thinking about getting her hood pierced again, every girl deserves jewelry. I touch her often and she usually responds slowly at first and then she soothes me. I have to say Ms. Layla is the reason that Calla Lillies are my favorite flower...it so represents Ms. Layla in nature. At this point I'im just trying not to let her do the thinking for me. Sometimes she's just to happy for our own good.

4 day week end

Feeling a little off center today but I'm surfing the web in searach of fun. I have sex on the brain as usual and I got to thinking to myself.... christmas is coming up and I know exactly what I want.... It's called a Liberator Wedge and it's used for bedroom activities. While you can use pillows to achieve something similiar I figure this would be more fun...Now I need to figure out if I need to be naughty or nice....fuck it naughty is always the way to go...Ms.Layla is feeling playful so anything is bound to happen!

What's on your Christmas list....

Holla!