STATS REVISITED
So it's late AGAIN and I'm up knowing I'll probably have to work tomorrow. I had some things on my mind and felt like writing. I have sex on the brain yet again, shocking huh?
I'm thinking about sex presentations and techniques and how most women can't/won't just scream "hey Fucker you're doing it all wrong that ain't a scratch and win lotto down there!" Okay maybe you can scream that(I'm guilty Sorry Phil) but I promise he won't want to be your friend after that...some men are sensitive.
WOMEN DO NOT WANT DIRECT PRESSURE ON OUR CLITS!!!
I know they show it that way in the porn movies (girl on girl is my fav) but those chicks get paid to let someone do that shit...so since most of us aren't getting paid...CUT THAT SHIT OUT!!!
We want you to be able to read our minds, because it makes us feel special, silly? Hell yes, but no less true.
HYGIENE(MALE)
1.If you have not been circumcised and you live in the US please give fair warning! Men get really sensitive if you laugh at the monk in the robe (sorry David) There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with an uncut member, I mean we will still suck it, but some warning would be nice for us American girls.
2. Trim/Shave your southern region. There is nothing worse than having a mouth/throat full of hair, now I'm not saying you have to go bald, but trimming/shaving close lets us know you care enough for us to suck your very best. It means so much!
3. If you are not into anal play(receiving)you best say something, cause we're going to toss your salad/insert fingers with out asking permission.
4.Always remember to SUCK the clit, do not use the tip of the tongue, again that's some tired porno technique. It doesn't work. Use a flat tongue when not sucking and insert a couple of finger to get the ride going.
ANAL SEX
If you want anal sex please ask FIRST.
*note* you can not sneak anal sex, so don't even try it.
If you want anal sex bring lots of lube and be patient.
*note* Once you have inserted your penis into a woman's anus, you can not then insert it into her vagina. This can cause infection. Do not expect us to suck your dick AFTER anal sex if you want your dick sucked it should come before riding the rump wave.
I know the chicks do it in the pornos but as I stated before they are getting paid, so if you're not paying for it then shut the fuck up!
Please remember porno is not real life(girl on girl is my fav)
These are just helpful hints for you and yours, use them or don't, but I know what your girl is thinking....
HOLLA!
I'm thinking about sex presentations and techniques and how most women can't/won't just scream "hey Fucker you're doing it all wrong that ain't a scratch and win lotto down there!" Okay maybe you can scream that(I'm guilty Sorry Phil) but I promise he won't want to be your friend after that...some men are sensitive.
WOMEN DO NOT WANT DIRECT PRESSURE ON OUR CLITS!!!
I know they show it that way in the porn movies (girl on girl is my fav) but those chicks get paid to let someone do that shit...so since most of us aren't getting paid...CUT THAT SHIT OUT!!!
We want you to be able to read our minds, because it makes us feel special, silly? Hell yes, but no less true.
HYGIENE(MALE)
1.If you have not been circumcised and you live in the US please give fair warning! Men get really sensitive if you laugh at the monk in the robe (sorry David) There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with an uncut member, I mean we will still suck it, but some warning would be nice for us American girls.
2. Trim/Shave your southern region. There is nothing worse than having a mouth/throat full of hair, now I'm not saying you have to go bald, but trimming/shaving close lets us know you care enough for us to suck your very best. It means so much!
3. If you are not into anal play(receiving)you best say something, cause we're going to toss your salad/insert fingers with out asking permission.
4.Always remember to SUCK the clit, do not use the tip of the tongue, again that's some tired porno technique. It doesn't work. Use a flat tongue when not sucking and insert a couple of finger to get the ride going.
ANAL SEX
If you want anal sex please ask FIRST.
*note* you can not sneak anal sex, so don't even try it.
If you want anal sex bring lots of lube and be patient.
*note* Once you have inserted your penis into a woman's anus, you can not then insert it into her vagina. This can cause infection. Do not expect us to suck your dick AFTER anal sex if you want your dick sucked it should come before riding the rump wave.
I know the chicks do it in the pornos but as I stated before they are getting paid, so if you're not paying for it then shut the fuck up!
Please remember porno is not real life(girl on girl is my fav)
These are just helpful hints for you and yours, use them or don't, but I know what your girl is thinking....
HOLLA!
posted by Poetry @ 11:09 PM
2 Comments:
At October 01, 2005 10:44 PM,
LadyLee said…
Hilarious (LOL)...We have all thought these very things... but it is all oh so true... Thanks for telling it like it is...
At October 04, 2005 6:08 PM,
Anonymous said…
Ok, I admit it, I've been a long time fan. The world has not seen a sista of your caliber. I'm a firm believe of; unles you are emotionally inspired..LEAVE THE CLIT ALONE! Your have made your first mistake if you've gone down to impress her. An emotional and mental connection between both parties should result in an explosion....her explosion.
I think my mental orgasm would be a result of watching you physically enjoy me nursing on your juicy clit....sucking, the way it should be done.
Although I'm not a big fan of a "shaved nether-reigon", I agree that the vegetation needs to be kept under control...a snip here and there won't hurt anyone. lets talk about a taboo subject; penetrating your man analy with a finger (just one.)Those that fear it only deny themselves the experience of the most reverberating orgasm they will ever experience...trust me on this one.
Bravo on your pointers for anal satisfaction...key focus here again is "her satisfaction". Being welcomed is so much more satisfying than sneaking....don't you think? Being one of my personal favorites, I always want to ensure that hygiene is paramount....once you are there, that is where you stay.
My philosophy is; with the right person, give as though you expect nothing in return and you will be justly rewarded.
Your words have stimulated the senses...DAMN! never thought I'd see the day a woman would make me wet...
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