Houston...We have a problem...

Men aren't supposed to have tits right? I'm asking cause I work with this guy who is all on his own stick, but he's so fat he's missing his ankles, he has knees down to the top of his feet KANKLES!!! It's just nasty, he has titties, I mean he could breatfeed a small 3rd world country. He's the first man I've seen with cellulite! It's scary cause he thinks he's wonderful... I have to stop myself from laughing at him because I always want to reach out to fondle them(mantits) to see if they're like mine, you know soft to the touch. When he masterbates does he flick the nipples? I mean they jiggle when he runs..mantits...what's that all about? You would think he would buy himself a nice sports bra...I have a D cup and I can only wear Champion sports bras, I should offer him advice, I'm an expert on taking good care of your tits. He says I undermine his authority, I guess the fact that your thighs are rubbing together like they're trying to keep warm in the middle of a blizzard has no bearing on the fact that no one respects you? Or the fact that your ankles look like mashed potatoes oozing out of your stretched out socks...hmmm...maybe that's it. Sorry your ankle socks need more elastic.

"Hey Richard, does your wife suck your breast before or after you suck hers"

Just curious...they call him Breastina. Now that is some funny shit!


How the hell are you going to be deaf and be in the military...nothing against deaf people but hearing is not optional when people are trying to blow your ass up! JEEZ!


Do you ever wonder if your coworkers ever look at their spouses...I mean she looks like a crack whore man! Dental is free, give that bitch a sandwich!

God he smelled so fucking good, I swear I'm hitting my sexual peak or something... he can't put a sentence together but I wasn't thinking about having a conversation!


T.