Friday Wishes

I wish...

I could grind up on him to LL's new song

I had caught those beckies who shoe polished my truck for homecoming class wars

My son didn't have a becky fan club

I didn't know that they find him sexy (vomit)

I could fall back in love with running again

I could get my eating under control 24/7

November would hurry up and get here

I didn't live for Fridays

I was better at science

I could follow my heart's desire

I wasn't worried about the consequences

I could go to the Aveda spa every month

I felt like doing my hair

The most high had NEVER made mosquitoes

I didn't know that if he does it with you he will do it to you (mama ain't lied about that)

I loved school like some other folks

I was more patient with those I love

I could get my "back tight"