It's too early for this shit!

I take fitness very seriously (yeah right!) I am trying to get back in shape (round is a shape) and kick my jelly bean addiction.

I get up in the middle of the fucking night (okay it's 345am but it's still dark) to work out because with school work kids hubster homework sleeping and eating, I don't have enough time when the sun is out. (oh how I miss the sun).

I know I got bumps and rolls. I see them everyday. I don't subject OTHER people to my bumps and rolls cause I got good home training!

There are some chicks in my fitness class that haven't gotten the memo that you can't wear your old "skinny girl" clothes when you've become fluffy (fat). Those cute little cheerleading shorts you wore in high school are so not the business when you've put on 40+ lbs.

No amount of yanking and tugging are going to keep them out da crack of your now fat ass.

Those extra smedium shirts aren't going to keep your rolls from rolling out from under the bottom hem.

Hey fat girl move up 3 sizes, it's fucking 445 am, it too fucking early for me to see anyone else rolls but mine. PUT SOME FUCKING CLOTHES ON...I know it's hard to let go of the skinny girl image you have in your head...I've been there.

Trust and believe that ain't a fun house mirror at your house, YOU FAT!

If'fn I see your rolls one mo 'gin Imma bring some spray butter and I'm going to butter them rolls up.

KE.EP MOVIN'!!!