My own groove theory...

Sweet goodness, I'm just horny as hell. I'm no sex fiend...no really I'm not..okay I'll wait for you to stop laughing...

Anyway, it's been a while since this chick has had some good luvin'. It just ain't right.

No this is not an advertisement for THOSE services

I just need to vent before I start running around the block.

See I live by the Hyundai/Mercedes theory.
I guess I'll need to break it down for some of you...

My man is a Mercedes, my top drawer "friend" is a Hyundai.

Now both a Hyundai and a Mercedes will get you from point A to point B, but the ride in the Mercedes is soooo much better.

Poetry misses her Mercedes

There are certain extras you get with the Mercedes that you just ain't gonna get from a Hyundai.

I'm so sad right now, guess I'll hop in my Hyundai and take a ride.