I ain't impressed

We woman have been brainwashed. We have been fed our roles as mother's of this earth. Well my belly is full. I ain't eating no more of that shit.

I've had 3 children, yep I'm molding young minds. It hurt like hell and I won't be doing it again. It is so strange to me that women brag about not having pain relief while in labor. I usually try to get away from these women because stupid is contagious. If I can't get away I try to tune them out. I ain't impressed by these women. They seem all proud of themselves "oh i didn't take any medication, it was all natural" What do you want a fucking cookie? I mean our foremothers didn't have a choice, they had to endure the pain. Being in pain doesn't make you a better mother. I squeezed 3 babies out of me, didn't have drugs with any of them. I wanted drugs but they were not available. I'm no martyr. I wanted the drugs, I wanted them real bad. Now some will say that taking pain meds has an effect on the baby, well millions of women have pain relief during childbirth and their kids are fine. I'm going with the masses on this one. Women have been fed a line of bullshit, we should endure the pain, breathe through it, motherfucker I did breathe, it still hurt like hell.
So for all you women who are boasting about doing it natural, were not laughing at you, we laughing with you. Yeah riiiiiiiiight!