At work

so I'm sitting at work in my booty shorts and flip flops...bored out of my mind...I'm on call and it sucks as I have to wait for someone else to finish up before I can roll back home.
This job wouldn't be half bad if I could dress like this everyday...toes free ass all out...wish we had a suggestion box. *shrugs* maybe I'll take off my shorts and dance around in my yellow undies? I mean isn't that everyone's fantasy to be totally free at work...and while we're on the subject of work am I the only person who masterbates at work? OH C'MON I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE!!! hello?