Gangsta Granny
One of my co-worker said she wanted to be the cookie baking type of grandma.
It got me to thinking, I'm going to be the grandma who hands out money and lets the kids eat cake (store bought) and candy. When my grandkids OTHER grandma offers them homemade cookies and cakes, my grandkids are going to be like "Well grandma Poetry gave us 100 dollars each to go to the mall, we're going to buy cookies there." The other grandma is going to be all salty and shit. I'm going to start throwing up my grandma gang signs at her. Let her know I ain't no punk. Then I'm going to walk it out on her old ass.
That's the kind of grandma I'm going to be.
GANGSTA!
It got me to thinking, I'm going to be the grandma who hands out money and lets the kids eat cake (store bought) and candy. When my grandkids OTHER grandma offers them homemade cookies and cakes, my grandkids are going to be like "Well grandma Poetry gave us 100 dollars each to go to the mall, we're going to buy cookies there." The other grandma is going to be all salty and shit. I'm going to start throwing up my grandma gang signs at her. Let her know I ain't no punk. Then I'm going to walk it out on her old ass.
That's the kind of grandma I'm going to be.
GANGSTA!
posted by Poetry @ 9:35 AM
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