No, I can not marry you...

In passing conversation with a friend we joked about alternate spouses. He claims he is gonna kick his wifey to the curb! After 23+ yrs of marriage, NEGRO PLEASE! I laughed at him because we all make silly "Imma jump bad" comments about our spouses. Then he threw out, the fact that I would be the new wifey. I laughed at him and choked on the water I was drinking. He looked stunned that I turned down his mock proposal. He looked hurt at the fact I didn't find him to be a suitable mate. I told him if and when(fat chance) I left the hubster there is only one person on the planet I would consider marrying (it ain't him!). He laughed and said forget that chump (how 70's is that?) I told him there were other reasons as well. I told him I couldn't marry him because he is ALWAYS LATE!

I hate that shit with a passion. I find it niggerish and tired! If you suppose to be some where at 8am don't stroll into that mofo at 811am like it's show time! YOU LATE BITCH!!!
I've stopped dating people because they were chronically late.
This to me is an UNACCEPTABLE character flaw. Iff'n you don't value your time, that says a lot about your value. You gets no love when it comes to lateness. MOVE YOUR ASS and get there on time. If you're not early then you late!

So he claims he is going to be on time from now on...I still ain't marrying him! LOL!!!