Da ass is back!

I am at the Y today doing my girl stroke, which is what I call my daily workouts because it sounds better than hot sweaty stinky cooch.

So I'm gettin' my girl stroke on. I'm lifting weights. In between reps I happen to look in the mirror. Imagine my joy when I realized my ass had returned to me. There it was all proud, looking like 2 georgia peaches. I was so happy to see it I had to break out and dance...I think I scared the white people.