Confessions

Confession is good for the soul.

Well I have a confession.

I'm not wearing any panties right now, okay that's not my confession, but it's true!

My confession is I listened to some country music, and I liked it! AH SHIT!!!

Yep I was at the gas pumps getting some CHEAP ($2.04) gas and I was listening to some Tim McGraw singing my silly head off. I noticed this white lady just looking at me. I'm rocking nappy twists and a nose stud so I get some unwanted "admirers"

This chick is looking at me sideways like I'm short(well I am 5') but she's looking at me like my pussy tastes funny or something.

So I mean mug her ass 'cause I was born in the projects and I'm still gangsta. Okay so I'm not gangsta anymore I'm a soccer mom with an SUV, but she didn't know that so I stared her down all the while singing my own greatest country hits.

She looked a way and I laughed 'cause you never know she could've whooped my black ass. Gotta love prejudices when they work in your favor. Simple bitch!